Don't panic, no, not yet
July 29th 2014


        

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda)

July 29th 2014


        

July 29th 2014


        

super-gay-natural:

esper-sparrow:

when people get angry at you for liking snakes

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THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

(Source: pyrooar)

July 29th 2014


        

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(Source: wars3)

July 29th 2014


        

July 29th 2014


        

July 29th 2014


        

profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

July 29th 2014


        

July 29th 2014


        

July 29th 2014


        


"

Doctor Who star Peter Capaldi has revealed that there will be no flirting between the Doctor and his assistant Clara Oswald in the forthcoming series.

New Time Lord Capaldi, 56, has said that he was “adamant” that there will be “no Papa-Nicole moments”.

When asked about the age gap between himself and his 28-year-old co-star Jenna Coleman, Capaldi said: “They’ll be no flirting, that’s for sure. It’s not what this Doctor’s concerned with. It’s quite a fun relationship, but no, I did call and say, ‘I want no Papa-Nicole moments.’ I think there was a bit of tension with that at first but I was absolutely adamant.”

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"I think there was a bit of tension with that at first but I was absolutely adamant." is probably code for "Moffat really wanted the old man and the hot young girl to get it on."

 

(via pulverheks)

(Source: thegestianpoet)

July 29th 2014


        

July 29th 2014


        

lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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July 29th 2014


        

July 29th 2014


        

moostache-forever:

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean its always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.

(Source: depressed--equestrian)

July 29th 2014