Don't panic, no, not yet
jegusismyhomeboy:

undoubtedlyfuckedup:

thisis-my-note:

hetalianswag:

seselapod:


d0gewithabl0ge:


THINGS U SHOULDNT SAY TO AN ARTIST WHILE THEYRE DRAWING


SEE ALSO “WHY IS HE/SHE NAKED” iM NO T DONE YE T SMARTASS


"OMG WHY DOES IT HAVE BOOBS YOU PERV" IT’S A GIRL I’M DRAWING A FUCKI GN GIRL.

"Why isn’t the rest of it shaded?" BECAUSE I’M STILL SHADING THE FUCKING FACE FUCK NUGGET

"Hey you missed that bit" DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM FCKINGNSM FINISHED U NIPPLE WANK

nipple wank
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August 28th 2014


        

anisscream:

Sugar we’re going down
August 28th 2014


        

niccageinabearcostume:

Nobody won this day
August 28th 2014


        

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

August 28th 2014


        

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

August 28th 2014


        

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors
August 28th 2014


        

rustedsmiles:

Oh my god
August 28th 2014


        

madelineariyah:

DONT WEAR BAND SHIRTS IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT BAND BECAUSE WHEN I ASK WHAT YOUR FAVE PANIC! SONG IS AND YOU GO “THE ONE WITH THE DOORS” I WILL DROWN YOU IN MILK AND HIT YOU WITH VANILLA SENTED DEODORANT.

August 28th 2014


        

professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:
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an-american-brit-on-tumbler:

vagcabadge
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an-american-brit-on-tumbler:

vagcabadge
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