pancakereport:

In like 2007 my cousin saw Andy, Patrick, and Pete at some grocery store in Illinois and she waved and Pete and Andy saw her and she ran up to them and Patrick didn’t notice her so he turned around and screamed when he saw her

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flatsound:

shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a fuck that i want to achieve one day

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troyeller:

xkeithyx:

hcwell:

DAN AND PHIL BOTH UNFOLLOWED SAM PEPPER WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

do you guys hear that?

it’s the sound of Sam Pepper’s career going out the window

goodbye, little pepper. it was nice knowing you

little pepper

(via originalovercastkid)

seetizenerased:

Patrick stump
Patrick branch
Patrick trunk
Patrick leaf

Pete wentz
Pete comez
Pete goez
Pete camez

Joe trohman
Joe trohwoman
Joe trohgirl
Joe trohboy

Andy hurley
Andy catchey
Andy throwey
Andy tossey

(Source: dangerweekes, via patrick-hump)

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

(via originalovercastkid)

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

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